Summary: Gabriel got dragged back to heaven by Michael, but not before he changed enough to shake things up a bit. Before the world ends, he decides his favorite lackey to fuck with, Castiel, needs to get laid. Too bad he accidentally hires a professional Dom instead of a regular prostitute. Castiel won’t know what hit him, once Dean gets his hands on him.
If you want it on AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/works/627676
- Two virgin males having sex are extremely likely to either not have the mind blowing “best thing ever”, or more probable: to actually stop before the act is completed. Because at first it’s frustrating and uncomfortable because neither have a fuckin clue what they’re really doing.
- A person who has never given a blowjob, is not going to make a guys shoot off in two minutes unless he’s already about to or he’s a hair trigger. Because it’s just not THAT easy. In fact, it can take half a fuckin hour to an hour and by then, sometimes it would just turn into… “can we fuck now? Because this is tiring me out.” A newb is probably not even going to make him finish the first time.
- Whoever told you that saliva is a good idea, no. Stop. Saliva dries…really quickly. Does not lubricate well. So unless you want that first time to result in bleeding and a little burning pain, then don’t. Because your precious OTP will love you more if you don’t give then horrid gay sex.
- “You taste so good!” Yes, like skin generally does. The penis itself is skin. sheathed. So, like. Suck on your finger and tell me how sexy and delicious it is. It’s not quite the same, no, but you’re not talking about candy cocks down there either. The “taste” likely comes from what’s coming out of it.
- You will not hit that “male g spot” as easily as you think you will and probably not at ALL if it’s a first time. You’re more likely to locate it with fingers.
- There will be sessions where you do not hit that sweet spot at all. Get that idea.
- Different body sizes do create position issues. If you have a very large male and a small male, you need to understand that the small male riding him could actually be really fucking hard and uncomfortable if his legs don’t comfortably reach the other sides of his partner.
- Doggy Style and missionary are not the only positions. In fact, they’re some of the less arousing ones. Just about anything a malexfemale couple can do, a male couple can do, with some considerations being:
- Men are not as flexible, curvy, or soft as females. They are also not likely to be as gentle [can be though] and this trend of making the submissive partner weepy is somewhere misplaced. Men tend to be LESS emotional. Also, stick to your character’s personality. If they’re a fuckin dominant type, don’t make them cry over sex that is just…not realistic and unattractive. Sex is actually very pleasurable if done right.
- “And both of his hands caressed my everyone as he slid in—” LOL nope. Unless you’re some sort of magic man or you’ve already been loosened up a LOT and he’s a magic man, you will not just blindly slide in. I’m sorry but that would either not end well in the way of missing, slipping out or it would hurt the partner. A guiding hand is a sexy thing.
- Lube lube lube lube lube lube lube lube lube. Need a say it more.
- Condoms are also nice, but be careful what type of lube you use, simply because it can make it uncomfortable.
- “And he thrust in and just started fuckin the shit out of me.” If they haven’t been fucking for a while, this is more than likely just not going to happen, not to mention tearing is much easier in such a method. Ease in, fuck hard later.
- “And I felt his seed pour into me.” Yeah. No you didn’t. Fun fact, that unless your partner has a raging fever and spiked body temperature, you probably will not feel him ejaculate at all. There is nearly no sensory nerves in the rectum. Fuck, you probably won’t even know if he does or not. Because guess what, men can orgasm without ejaculation. Also, depending on depth of ejaculation and amount, it’s probably not going to “gush out”. You’ll find out about that sort of thing …later. With a bathroom date.
- Might I add that douching can make it a much cleaner experience.
- AND PLEASE, some of us randy people like a little pain, but the majority of men will not be aroused when you rake teeth over the meat stick or bite the sack. It’s actually not as arousing as you think.
- Nipples are also not nearly as “HNNNNNNNNG” as you think. [I see this a lot when they feminize the smaller partner.]
- The bigger partner/little partner syndrome is BS. A smaller partner is not restricted from giving. There are so many positions for that it’s not even funny.
- Also, it’s not emasculating to be the receiver. In fact, it can be just as arousing if not more.
- Taking turns and exploring each other is actually more natural than characterAxcharacterB all the time. If you have an extremely dominant character, then use THAT as a way to build character growth, just don’t restrict them.
- “And they fell asleep still connect—-” LMAO. L-M-A-O. It so does not work that way. The penis slips out sometimes stiff, you think it’ll just rest in there neatly while flaccid? Silly bbys.
- Most men have a refractory period, also….So like, give them time before you make them marathon fuck.
- Flaccid to INSTANTLY HARD! No. It’s a process. Granted it can be a quick process, but that does not mean “POP BONER”. Men have to be stimulated too. Foreplay is nice.
- ALSO, one big thing, “It’ll hurt for a moment.” Not necessarily. If you’re doing it right, it shouldn’t hurt at all. Preparation and care are very kind things of a lover to do.
- In addition to that, the “limping” thing is really silly. You’re more likely to be limping from strained muscles of the position than the penetration. In fact, the penetration will stop hurting very shortly [may burn for a while] but it will dull and you can walk without even pausing a step. It’s all about your position.
- I’m sure I’ll think of other things, but these are the main ones I read in smut around the fandom world. I know you may not KNOW these things, but do a little research, it goes a long way.
Thank you for reading
And as alwasy, consent! Lube! Condoms!
[Please keep in mind that some of this can be variable from man to man, and I’m only one person with one view. Take liberties, but keep some things in mind if you’ve never had sex before.]
“I know you want to cure me, but why not enjoy it for a while?” Baby murmurs, his lips pressed just behind Dean’s ear, and when he intertwines his fingers with Dean’s it feels just like taking the wheel, skin smooth and hard as leather and eager for his touch.
Dean lets Baby turn him, lets him growl in that familiar way as he presses his mouth to Dean’s own, and when he opens his mouth and Baby’s tongue slips in, it’s not foreign or weird, it’s completely natural. Baby slides Dean’s hands onto his hips, and Dean’s fingers wander downward, curious, but every surface seems like he’s touched it a thousand times before. Familiar but still startling, especially when he feels the jagged lines drawn at Baby’s waist and pulls away from the kiss, confused.
“Scar?” he mumbles, and Baby hikes down his jeans to show him; Dean groans aloud at the sight of the scratched letters, and then he’s grabbing Baby, kissing him hard, and walking him backward to the bed, ready and willing to see and feel every gloriously familiar inch of him.
I haven’t promoted this awesome Potterlock fanfic in a while now, and now I feel bad. But seriously…go read it. It’s updated fairly regularly and just has so much win.
Here’s the description (which does it no justice)
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she certainly wasn’t expecting to find the cause behind Harry Potter’s disappearance. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Possibly my fav 00Q fic so far. I’ll just say this: Dom!Q in skintight pants, and James willing to try out this whole… trust thing. It’s simply fab
Castiel is an assassin assigned to kill two men who have recently escaped from the shadowy organisation E.D.E.N. Little does he know that meeting them will lead him on a journey where everything familiar and certain is left behind and everyone has secrets. (Word count: 18.5K)
Uhm did I just find a classical cover of katy perry’s E.T. say what??
this is the most popular post of my existence what is life
I really like this, it sounds like some sort of bbc drama theme tune.
H…how is this so beautiful
I really dislike the original, but this is just amazing.
Yes. Classical music is my… weakness. Jesus heaven almighty I’m weaker at the knees than I’d be if I got hit with a jelly jinx curse.
Someday it won’t be his fingers on his own cock as he imagines this; someday he’ll really be teasing the edge of his cock against the Doctor’s hips. And the Doctor will gasp, his Adam’s apple bobbing, and he’ll clutch Jack close, begging for what he’s denied himself way too long, and Jack will smile at him and murmur, “That’s what I’m here for.”
And then he’ll have the Doctor on his hands and knees, long lean body exposed, the genius mind stuck on the one, too-human gear of desire, and the Doctor will be moaning for him, begging to be opened up and used. And someday that tightness around his dick will be the Doctor’s body, not his own fingers, as skilled as they are, and he’ll be using their skills to tease the Doctor into a frenzy, make him shout and thrust backward and beg for more.
Someday, but not right now; but for right now, the fantasy is enough, making Jack buck upward and arch as he comes in a white fountain into his own hand, not the Doctor’s body, not yet… but someday.